Month: March 2025
Prince William’s Royal Tantrums
Prince William’s Royal Tantrums Rock the Monarchy: Kate Middleton Now Referred to as ‘Mother of Four’ The…
Sheer Dresses and Fishnets
Men Are Scared of Sheer Dresses and Fishnets: A Deep Dive into the Male Brain on Date…
Denzel Washington Refuses to Be a Hollywood Actor
Denzel Washington Refuses to Be a Hollywood Actor, Orders Soul Instead of Soy By the world’s oldest…
Kanye West Is Reportedly Terrified To Return To The U S
Kanye West Is Reportedly Terrified To Return To The U S
Texting ‘We’re Gonna Effing Mess Them Up’ Is Not Top Secret
Judge Rules White House Texting ‘We’re Gonna Effing Mess Them Up’ Is Not Top Secret When Diplomacy…
Prince George Gets Drunk
Prince George Gets Drunk on Mead Spritzers, Tells Entire Palace to F* Off** It’s like Prince Harry…
Ivy League Universities Return to “Civics 101”
Ivy League Universities Replace ‘Chaos 101’ with ‘Civics 101’ Civics 101 Student Protests Erupt In a move…
Biden & the Broadway Production of “Othello”
Broadway Joe: President Emeritus Biden Attends ‘Othello’ and Forgets Who’s Othello The Play Was Othello, What Joe…
World’s Worse Hobbies
Ten Shared Hobbies That Will Ruin Your Life, Friendships, and Probably Your Credit Score It all seems…
Kamala Harris Denies Ever Being Vice President
Kamala Harris Denies Ever Being Vice President
Federal Judge Vows to Reimport Violent Criminals
Federal Judge Vows to Reimport Violent Criminals Deported by Trump—Says U.S. Crime Needs More Diversity WASHINGTON, D.C….
2025 Democratic Meltdown
Therapy, TikTok, and Tearful Latte Art: Inside the 2025 Democratic Meltdown James Blair Scowled, Democrats Spiraled In…
Columbia University Caves
Columbia University Officially Denounces Marx, Lenin, Kombucha, and Feelings Columbia University’s New Era of Practical Pretending Begins…
Another Statue of Liberty?
Statue Rejected: America’s Monumental Commitment Issues WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left international art…
Clear Lake Shores, Texas Comedy Club
Clear Lake Shores, Texas Comedy Club — 3/25/2025