Month: November 2025

Professional Homo: LinkedIn Meets Grindr – When networking becomes indistinguishable from cruising and your DMs are a confusing mix of job offers and nudes.

That Eye Roll Just Ended Homophobia – Weaponized sarcasm as a queer survival mechanism—one judgmental glance at a time.

Queer Eye Roll – A sparkling gay manifesto about sarcasm, self-love, and surviving straight nonsense with a perfectly-timed eye roll.

Gender Is Fake But the Drama Is Real – Nonbinary existence in a world obsessed with bathrooms, forms, and whether your pronoun pin matches your outfit.

Blocking You Was Self-Care – The gentle art of queer boundary-setting where “fuck off” becomes “I’m prioritizing my energy.”

Hooked Up, Stood Up, Showed Up in Therapy – The chaotic pipeline from Grindr to ghosting to paying someone $200/hour to explain why you have attachment issues.

My Gaydar Got COVID – When your queer intuition disappears and you can’t tell if he’s flirting or just British.

The Rainbow Sold Me a Lie – Realizing that coming out leads to taxes, laundry, and arguing about dish soap brands instead of endless parades.

Trans Joy Is Revolutionary (Also Exhausting) – Celebrating authenticity while navigating a world that can’t handle a driver’s license name change without a meltdown.

They/Them Chaos Reigns Supreme – Nonbinary people broke gender and refuse to clean up the mess—an anthem for beautiful disaster humans.

Instagram or Therapy: Pick One – Gay men spending forty-five minutes on one photo instead of forty-five minutes processing childhood trauma.

Lesbians Stop Fucking: An Investigative Report – Hard-hitting journalism on why women who love women eventually just love emotional intimacy and separate bedrooms.

Five Gays Walk Into Your Breakdown – When a makeover show tries to fix your life but you need an exorcist and better health insurance.

Bisexuals Ruin Everything (We’re Jealous) – The chaotic energy of people attracted to everyone while committing to no one—a masterclass in having your cake and eating literally everyone else’s too.

Gym Bros with Eyeliner: A Threat Assessment – Deconstructing the gay man who claims he’s “just a regular dude” while owning fourteen face serums.