Month: December 2025

Dating Rules Written by Insane People – The chaotic commandments of gay dating where every rule contradicts and nobody knows what they’re doing.

Corporate Closet: Business Casual Homophobia – Surviving straight workplaces while being aggressively fabulous in a beige cubicle.

Queer Eye for the Corporate Spy: Surviving 9-to-5 While Serving 10s – The hilarious survival guide for queers who work in offices that still think “casual Friday” means no personality.

New Season, New Crush, Same Problems – The exhausting cycle of queer infatuation where every three months brings a fresh disaster romance.

The Gay Awakening (Again): Why Every Queer Has a New Crush Every Season – Because self-discovery is a full-time job, and our crushes are the performance reviews.

Subscription Services for Queerness – Why every LGBTQ+ person monetized their identity and expects $5/month for existing fabulously online.

Gay For Paywall: Why Every Queer Needs a Subscription Service – The hilarious truth about how every LGBTQ+ icon, influencer, and baby gay has a Substack, OnlyFans, or Ko-fi link in their bio.

Charm Is My Only Skill – When being queer and charismatic becomes your entire career and you’re not sure if it’s flirting or a personality disorder.

They/Them Energy: Absolute Chaos – Existing outside the binary in a world that barely handles regular existence.

Goodbye Means Blocking Everywhere – The queer digital breakup where one relationship ends requires seventeen app deletions.