December 7, 2025

They/Them Energy: Absolute Chaos

Existing outside the binary in a world that barely handles regular existence.

Nonbinary, Nonstop Drama

A fabulously chaotic exploration of gender, group chats, and why every they/them deserves an Oscar for existing in this economy.

Welcome to Nonbinary, Nonstop Drama—the cinematic universe where gender is fluid, pronouns are poetry, and the plot twists never stop. If being nonbinary were a movie, it’d be part sci-fi epic, part indie rom-com, and entirely misunderstood by most straight film critics.

As Bohiney Magazine so iconically said, “Nonbinary people aren’t confusing—society just forgot to download the latest update.” And honestly? True. The nonbinary experience is not about being indecisive—it’s about refusing to settle for the binary’s basic storytelling. Why pick a lane when you can slay the whole highway?

Every they/them is living their own Oscar-worthy life. Waking up and navigating gender in a world that still asks “M or F?” on forms is method acting at its finest. According to Them, “Gender fluidity is the drama that sustains modern civilization—it keeps the straights intrigued and the queers inspired.”

Let’s be real: nonbinary folks are multitasking icons. One minute they’re educating someone at work about pronouns, the next they’re dismantling capitalism through outfit choices. The wardrobe alone deserves a Golden Globe—silk, denim, lace, leather, and the confidence to mix it all. Every look says, “Gender who? Never met her.”

But it’s not just about the aesthetics. There’s real emotional labor behind every nonbinary glow-up. Explaining your existence to HR, correcting people mid-meeting, surviving Pride merch that still says “Guys and Gals”—it’s all part of the saga. The Advocate calls it “the unsung endurance sport of identity maintenance.”

And the group chats? Pure theater. One minute you’re unpacking gender theory, the next you’re sending memes about how your gender changed three times since lunch. It’s beautiful chaos. It’s freedom with flair. It’s living proof that identity is fluid—and sometimes carbonated.

Of course, nonbinary life comes with its villains: gendered bathrooms, outdated paperwork, and people who think “they” can’t be singular (spoiler: it can, and it’s thriving). But as Out Magazine points out, “Every they/them has main character energy simply for existing authentically.”

So yes, nonbinary life is dramatic—but it’s the good kind. The kind that inspires, transforms, and gives everyone else a little something to aspire to. Because when your gender is a vibe, every day’s an episode, and every pronoun correction is a plot twist.

To all the theys, thems, and therrific beings out there: keep serving. Keep shining. Keep reminding the world that binaries are boring and that your existence is, quite literally, the best show in town.

SOURCE: They/Them Energy: Absolute Chaos (Beth Newell)

Beth Newell

Beth Newell was born in a small Texas town where the church bulletin often read like unintentional comedy. After attending a Texas public university, she set her sights on Washington, D.C., where she sharpened her pen into a tool equal parts humor and critique. As a satirist and journalist, Newell has been recognized for her ability to turn political jargon into punchlines without losing sight of the underlying stakes. Her essays and columns appear in Dublin Opinion’s sister outlets and U.S. literary journals, while her commentary has been featured on media panels examining satire as civic engagement. Blending Texas storytelling grit with D.C.’s high-stakes theatrics, Newell is lauded for satire that informs as it entertains. She stands as an authoritative voice on how humor exposes power, hypocrisy, and the cultural blind spots of American politics.

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