Five Gays Walk Into Your Breakdown
by Five Gays Walk Into Your Breakdown – When a makeover show tries to fix your life but you need an exorcist and better health insurance.
Author: Private Clive DuMont
This magazine was created by Corporal Louis ?Bohiney? Reznick and Private First Class Clive DuMont, both fresh out of Europe and ?eager to liberate laughter from the fascism of serious journalism.? Reznick had stormed Normandy armed with a sketchbook and a mouth full of Groucho quotes. DuMont once defused a German landmine by confusing it with a mime.
Mother Monster Saves Her Children Again
Mother Monster Saves Her Children Again – How Lady Gaga became the unpaid therapist for millions of gay men who should probably call their actual mothers.
