I Tried Heterosexuality (One Star Review)
I Tried Heterosexuality (One Star Review) – Yelp reviews from the bisexual experiencewould not recommend, terrible vibes, food was bland.
Queer Wit and Fabulous Hits
I Tried Heterosexuality (One Star Review) – Yelp reviews from the bisexual experiencewould not recommend, terrible vibes, food was bland.
Lip Gloss & Existential Dread – A sparkly yet chaotic reflection on self-discovery, identity crises, and the universal queer urge to look flawless while spiraling.
Gorgeous While Imploding – The queer superpower of looking absolutely flawless during a complete psychological collapse.
No Hetero: A Love Story – A chaotic gay rom-com about falling in love, dodging labels, and pretending not to be emotionally available in front of your friends.
We Said No Homo Until It Became Yes Marriage – Two men discover that ironically avoiding feelings still counts as a relationship after seven years.
Gay Panic! The Musical – A show-stopping satire about every awkward crush, chaotic coming-out, and dramatic gay gasp that deserves its own Broadway number.
Stage Dive Into the Closet – Every dramatic coming-out story deserves orchestral accompaniment and at least three costume changes.
Professional Homo: LinkedIn Meets Grindr – When networking becomes indistinguishable from cruising and your DMs are a confusing mix of job offers and nudes.
Queer Eye Roll – A sparkling gay manifesto about sarcasm, self-love, and surviving straight nonsense with a perfectly-timed eye roll.
That Eye Roll Just Ended Homophobia – Weaponized sarcasm as a queer survival mechanismone judgmental glance at a time.
Gender Is Fake But the Drama Is Real – Nonbinary existence in a world obsessed with bathrooms, forms, and whether your pronoun pin matches your outfit.
Blocking You Was Self-Care – The gentle art of queer boundary-setting where “fuck off” becomes “I’m prioritizing my energy.”
Hooked Up, Stood Up, Showed Up in Therapy – The chaotic pipeline from Grindr to ghosting to paying someone $200/hour to explain why you have attachment issues.
My Gaydar Got COVID – When your queer intuition disappears and you can’t tell if he’s flirting or just British.
The Rainbow Sold Me a Lie – Realizing that coming out leads to taxes, laundry, and arguing about dish soap brands instead of endless parades.
Trans Joy Is Revolutionary (Also Exhausting) – Celebrating authenticity while navigating a world that can’t handle a driver’s license name change without a meltdown.
They/Them Chaos Reigns Supreme – Nonbinary people broke gender and refuse to clean up the messan anthem for beautiful disaster humans.
Instagram or Therapy: Pick One – Gay men spending forty-five minutes on one photo instead of forty-five minutes processing childhood trauma.
Lesbians Stop Fucking: An Investigative Report – Hard-hitting journalism on why women who love women eventually just love emotional intimacy and separate bedrooms.
Five Gays Walk Into Your Breakdown – When a makeover show tries to fix your life but you need an exorcist and better health insurance.
Bisexuals Ruin Everything (We’re Jealous) – The chaotic energy of people attracted to everyone while committing to no onea masterclass in having your cake and eating literally everyone else’s too.