Category: Comedy
Man Sets World Record For Most Unread Emails
Man Sets World Record For Most Unread Emails
Trump Demands Recount
Trump Demands Recount After Losing Checkers Game to 8-Year-Old A Game of Kings, Pawns, and Tiny Tyrants…
Putin Announces New Plan to ‘De-Nazify’ Mars
Putin Announces New Plan to ‘De-Nazify’ Mars Just in Case Extraterrestrial Ideologies Under Review In a declaration…
Politicians Must Read Bills Before Voting
BREAKING: Congress Passes Bill Requiring All Politicians to Actually Read Bills Before Voting A Monumental Leap for…
Freedom of Speech Doesn’t Apply
Supreme Court Rules Freedom of Speech Doesn’t Apply to People Who Won’t Shut Up When Silence Is…
You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
BREAKING: “You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!” (Spoiler: Still Nothing. But Also Maybe Taxes.) By Barbie McHonesty,…
Local Mans Attempt At Dry January Ending On January 2Nd
Local Mans Attempt At Dry January Ending On January 2Nd
Los Angeles Introduces Fire Season As Official Fifth Season Of The Year
Los Angeles Introduces Fire Season As Official Fifth Season Of The Year
Love On The Rocks Political Differences Fueling Divorce Surge In D C
Love On The Rocks Political Differences Fueling Divorce Surge In D C
Gavin Newsom Empties California Mental Institutions
Gavin Newsom Empties California Mental Institutions for “Destroy Tesla Tuesday” An Exclusive Report from Bohiney’s Only Reporter…
WSJ Interviews Hawk TuahGirl
EXCLUSIVE: The Wall Street Journal Interviews Hawk Tuah Girl “I Hawk’d, I Tuah’d, and America Invested in…
Too Big to Die
Too Big to Die: The Legal Battle Over Waistlines and Justice Florida, the state where logic retires…
Local Man Claims To Have Found The Actual Wichita Falls A Leaky Faucet In City Hall
Local Man Claims To Have Found The Actual Wichita Falls A Leaky Faucet In City Hall
Local Man Completes Marathon Of Netflix Series
Local Man Completes Marathon Of Netflix Series
Local Man Wins Lottery Still Cant Afford Rent
Local Man Wins Lottery Still Cant Afford Rent
Local Gym Introduces Napercise Class For Exhausted Members
Local Gym Introduces Napercise Class For Exhausted Members
AI vs Superheroes and Cartoon Characters
Breaking News: Fair Use Doctrine Enlists Superheroes and Cartoon Characters in Epic Battle Against AI Overlords In…
La Teen Couples Cant Get A Room Because Wildfire Victims
La Teen Couples Cant Get A Room Because Wildfire Victims
La The Most Jealous And Marxist City On Earth
La The Most Jealous And Marxist City On Earth
Leaving Shopping Cart In Parking Lot Now A Felony Offense
Leaving Shopping Cart In Parking Lot Now A Felony Offense
Vertical Farming
The Not-So-Green Realities of Vertical Farming High Costs and Limited Crop Variety Vertical farming isn’t just about…
Art of ‘Meeting Quality Women’
Coffee, Karma & Cardio: How to Meet a ‘Quality Woman’ Without Getting Pepper-Sprayed A Bold New Era…
Deadpool Daddy – Ryan Reynolds
Child Star or Future Plaintiff? Ryan Reynolds Faces Backlash and Legal Challenges Ryan Reynolds is facing criticism…
Jeffry Goldberg’s Yellow Journalism and Red Flags
Comrade Goldberg’s Panic Parade: The Atlantic’s Leader in Yellow Journalism and Red Flags An exposé of how…
Oops, We Invited Karl Marx to the Missile Launch
Oops, We Invited Karl Marx to the Missile Launch Group Chat Tulsi Gabbard adds traitorous Marxist to…