Category: Comedy
Common SEO Mistakes
Are you sabotaging your SEO efforts? Avoid these blunders – from blaming algorithms to misusing canonical tags…
King Charles’ Private Diary
King Charles’ Private Diary Leaked: 74 Years of Royal Whining, Woes, and Wistfulness “The Crown Is Heavy”…
Age Verification Laws & the Skincare Market
The Wrinkle-Free Dystopia: How Age Verification Laws Are Crushing the Skincare Black Market The War on Moisturization…
Historical Journals and Their Writers
Background on the Journals and Their Writers Throughout history, personal diaries and journals have provided invaluable glimpses…
PETA’s Monkey Lawsuit
PETA’s Monkey Lawsuit: The First Amendment Goes Bananas A Conversation So Important, Even the Monkeys Can’t Be…
Here Are Five Ways The Universe Could End
Here Are Five Ways The Universe Could End
America’s ‘Soup Kitchen’ Status Suspended
America’s ‘Soup Kitchen’ Status Suspended by the United Nations A Tragic Blow to Global Begging Rights NEW…
Government Shutdown 2025
Government Shutdown 2025: America’s Favorite New Reality Show Episode 1: “Survivor: Washington, D.C.” Welcome back to America’s…
Tariffs Are Just a Tool
Tariffs Are Just a Tool: Like a Hammer, a Wrecking Ball, or a Flamethrower WASHINGTON, D.C. —…
How Confused is Netflix?
Netflix’s ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’: America Finally Notices Magical Realism (After Running Out of Superhero Franchises)…
Hamas Officially Declared A Cowardly Organization
Hamas Officially Declared A Cowardly Organization
Hamass Hilarious Reasons For Refusing The Peace Deal
Hamass Hilarious Reasons For Refusing The Peace Deal
OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring
OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring: AI Now Overthinks Just Like You! The Brave New World of AI Overthinking For…
Bienvenue to France
Bienvenue to France: An American’s Guide to Being Perpetually Confused “I moved to France for a better…
EU’s Empty Pockets Killed 100,000
The Great European Freeloader Fiasco: How the EU’s Empty Pockets Are Leading to Global Catastrophe By Ima…
Government Subsidies and Junk Food Culture
The Great American Diet: How Your Tax Dollars Keep You Fat, Sick, and Wondering If Cheese Counts…
Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza
Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza, Immediately Files Customer Complaint Mahmoud Khalil, the Columbia University student-activist-turned-Gaza-deportee, finally arrived…