Category: LGBTQ+ Satire

CEO Takes Pay Cut to $44M, Expects Medal – Company still can’t afford employee health insurance

Bakery’s Mood Cookies Trigger Unexpected Emotions – Customers experience full existential crises after eating feelings

Billionaire Space Tourist Returns, Still Hasn’t Paid Taxes – IRS waiting at landing pad with forms

Border Security Surprise Party Fails – Immigration Officials Surprise Wrong People

White House Ballroom Renovation Exceeds Budget – Luxury Upgrades Raise Questions About Priorities

National Crisis: Trump’s White House Ballroom Renovation – Important Priorities Identified During Administration

Farmers Practice Crop Yoga – Corn Remains Unimpressed With Downward Dog

Teacher Threatened With ICE Faces Backlash – School District Confronts Disturbing Incident

High School Installs Nap Pods – Students Sleep Through Classes, Administration Stunned

Tech Company Launches Emoji-Only Emails – Professional Communication Dies Instantly

Library Launches Book Treadmills – Citizens Can Now Read and Walk Simultaneously

Pedestrian Traffic Lights Confuse Citizens – New Walk Signals Too Complex, City Admits

Suburban Lawns Become Mini Golf Courses – HOA Approves Recreation, Regrets Everything

Mindfulness Latte Leaves Customers Meditating Too Long – Coffee Shop Victims Achieve Enlightenment, Miss Meetings

City Bans Morning Jogging – Runners Required to Sleep In Instead

Museum Launches Silent Disco Exhibit – Art Lovers Dance Awkwardly Near Priceless Paintings

TikTok Teens Fail Staring Contest Record – Generation Z Blinks at Critical Moment

Zoo Installs Wi-Fi for Pandas – Bamboo-Eating Bears Now Stream Entertainment

City Mandates Fun Hour – Citizens Required to Pretend They’re Enjoying Themselves

San Francisco Military Presence Increases – Deployment Raises Community Concerns

Reading Skills Hit Historic Low – National Literacy Crisis Worsens