Dating Rules Written by Insane People
by Dating Rules Written by Insane People – The chaotic commandments of gay dating where every rule contradicts and nobody knows what they’re doing.
Author: Jasmine Kwok
Dr. Jasmine Kwok is a Hong Kong?born satirist, political humorist, and the youngest full professor of Cultural Satire Studies at the University of Macao. Crowned ?The Most Read Satirist in Greater China? by Ink & Irony Magazine, Kwok?s fearless work skewering bureaucratic absurdity, cultural contradictions, and state-sponsored mediocrity has earned her both literary acclaim and a formal warrant from the Chinese Communist Party. Her essay ?Why Xi Jinping Can?t Do the Crossbar Challenge? reportedly crashed WeChat servers. At just 25, she blends Seinfeld?s observational wit with Confucian sarcasm, all while evading mainland firewalls and airport security with equal skill.
Gay For Paywall: Why Every Queer Needs a Subscription Service
Gay For Paywall: Why Every Queer Needs a Subscription Service – The hilarious truth about how every LGBTQ+ icon, influencer, and baby gay has a Substack, OnlyFans, or Ko-fi link in their bio.
Hooked Up, Stood Up, Showed Up in Therapy
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Louvre Theft Involves Diamonds, DNA, and Déjà Vu
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