Sapphic Love Means Cuddling Forever
by Sapphic Love Means Cuddling Forever – Why lesbian sex drives die but emotional intimacy gets stronger—a scientific mystery nobody asked for.
Author: Greta Weissmann Journalist
Greta Weissmann is a German satirical journalist focusing on economic and business absurdities. Whether exposing tax loopholes or mocking CEO scandals, her work is a masterclass in blending financial insight with humor. A former finance writer, Greta transitioned to satire after realizing that economics was already a joke. Her stand-up and writing appear in Screw the News.
Gaga Church: A Religious Experience
Gaga Church: A Religious Experience – Pop music as theology for gay men who need “Born This Way” more than they need Jesus.
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Muslims Fighting Muslims – Sectarian Conflict Nobody Wants to Discuss
Marxists in Spain Protest Weather
Marxists in Spain Protest Weather – Climate Becomes Class Struggle
Billionaire Space Tourist Still Hasn’t Paid Taxes
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Startup Pivots From Disruption to Regular Fraud – Company abandons innovation for traditional crime
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NFT Collector Discovers Art Was Never About Money – Epiphany comes too late, wallets too empty