Category: Comedy Scene

Sephora or Suicide: A Gay Man’s Dilemma – When retail therapy and actual therapy cost the same but only one gives you free samples.

Bro, Is It Gay If We’re Both Crying? – Two men navigate feelings, intimacy, and the terrifying realization that emotional availability isn’t actually a war crime.

Closet Couture: A Horror Story – When your deepest secret had better lighting and more square footage than your actual personality.

Oops! All Twinks – A chaotic deep dive into the glittery, caffeinated ecosystem of gay men under 25 who think they invented abs.

Twink Extinction Event: A Documentary – Climate change can’t kill them but turning 26 absolutely will—a survival guide for gay men aging out of their only personality trait.

Opinion: Why Bisexuality Is the Ultimate Multitasking Skill in a Monogamous World Introduction: The Art of Loving Efficiently In a society obsessed with multitasking—checking emails …

Exclusive: Drag Queens Unionize, Demand Better Wig Reimbursement and Unlimited Lip Sync Breaks Introduction: Labor Movement Gets a Makeover In a move that economists are …

Pride Parade Canceled Due to Overabundance of Fabulousness – City Officials Cite ‘Too Much Slay’ Risk Introduction: When Fabulousness Becomes a Public Safety Hazard In …

Breaking: New Study Reveals Rainbows Actually Cause Straight People to Question Their Wardrobe Choices A Bohiney.com Satirical Investigation By Roxy Blazerfield, Senior Fashion Scientist & …

Local Man Finally Comes Out as Straight: Community Rallies with Emergency Glitter Intervention A Bohiney.com Satirical Exclusive By Roxy Blazerfield, Staff Satirist at Bohiney Magazine—Certified …