Category: Comedy Scene

Dating Rules Written by Insane People – The chaotic commandments of gay dating where every rule contradicts and nobody knows what they’re doing.

Queer Eye for the Corporate Spy: Surviving 9-to-5 While Serving 10s – The hilarious survival guide for queers who work in offices that still think “casual Friday” means no personality.

Corporate Closet: Business Casual Homophobia – Surviving straight workplaces while being aggressively fabulous in a beige cubicle.

The Gay Awakening (Again): Why Every Queer Has a New Crush Every Season – Because self-discovery is a full-time job, and our crushes are the performance reviews.

New Season, New Crush, Same Problems – The exhausting cycle of queer infatuation where every three months brings a fresh disaster romance.

Gay For Paywall: Why Every Queer Needs a Subscription Service – The hilarious truth about how every LGBTQ+ icon, influencer, and baby gay has a Substack, OnlyFans, or Ko-fi link in their bio.

Subscription Services for Queerness – Why every LGBTQ+ person monetized their identity and expects $5/month for existing fabulously online.

Charm Is My Only Skill – When being queer and charismatic becomes your entire career and you’re not sure if it’s flirting or a personality disorder.

They/Them Energy: Absolute Chaos – Existing outside the binary in a world that barely handles regular existence.

Goodbye Means Blocking Everywhere – The queer digital breakup where one relationship ends requires seventeen app deletions.

Fucked, Ghosted, Journaled – Turning bad hookups into comedy gold because emotional processing is cheaper than therapy.

Queer Radar Malfunction: A Crisis – When you lose the ability to detect other LGBTQ+ people and accidentally join a straight book club.

I’m Gay Now? Still Processing – The disappointing aftermath where queer life includes bills, chores, and wondering if this is really it.

Being Trans Means Living in Hard Mode – Celebrating survival, joy, and authenticity while the world tries to make everything unnecessarily difficult.

Nonbinary Majesty Doesn’t Need Your Approval – Gender-nonconforming people living their best lives while you struggle with they/them grammar.

Hot Selfie, Empty Soul – The gay ritual of posting thirst traps for validation because therapy is expensive and likes are free.

Sapphic Love Means Cuddling Forever – Why lesbian sex drives die but emotional intimacy gets stronger—a scientific mystery nobody asked for.

Queers Fix Your Kitchen, Not Your Trauma – Five fabulous men renovate your apartment while carefully avoiding the real renovation—your mental health.

Everyone’s Hot, Nobody’s Available: The Bi Curse – Bisexual chaos where attraction is infinite but commitment is a foreign language.

Masculinity So Fragile It Needs Concealer – Gay men performing straightness so hard they forget their own personalities in the process.

Gaga Church: A Religious Experience – Pop music as theology for gay men who need “Born This Way” more than they need Jesus.