Tag: satirical journalism

Billionaire Space Tourist Still Hasn’t Paid Taxes – IRS waiting at landing pad, rainbow flag in hand

Silicon Valley Genius Reinvents Bus, Calls It Innovation – Startup disrupts public transportation by making it worse

Startup Pivots From Disruption to Regular Fraud – Company abandons innovation for traditional crime

Sports Betting Meets Organized Confusion – New gambling app loses everyone’s money equally

Life Coach With Zero Qualifications Licensed to Ruin Lives – State board approves “vibes-based certification”

Louvre Theft Involves Diamonds, DNA, and Déjà Vu – Heist reads like bad crime novel

Louvre Heist Baffles Experts and Thieves Alike – Even criminals confused by their own success

NFT Collector Discovers Art Was Never About Money – Epiphany comes too late, wallets too empty

Fitness Influencer’s Morning Routine Takes 6 Hours – Unemployment explains scheduling flexibility

Jeffries Finally Endorses Mamdani in Last-Minute Move – Endorsement arrives after voters already decided

Library Launches Book Treadmills for Multitasking – Reading while exercising solves problems nobody had

CEO Takes Pay Cut to $44M, Expects Medal – Company still can’t afford employee health insurance

Billionaire Space Tourist Returns, Still Hasn’t Paid Taxes – IRS waiting at landing pad with forms

Bakery’s Mood Cookies Trigger Unexpected Emotions – Customers experience full existential crises after eating feelings

Border Security Surprise Party Fails – Immigration Officials Surprise Wrong People

White House Ballroom Renovation Exceeds Budget – Luxury Upgrades Raise Questions About Priorities

Farmers Practice Crop Yoga – Corn Remains Unimpressed With Downward Dog

Teacher Threatened With ICE Faces Backlash – School District Confronts Disturbing Incident

National Crisis: Trump’s White House Ballroom Renovation – Important Priorities Identified During Administration