Month: November 2025

Trans Joy Is Revolutionary (Also Exhausting) – Celebrating authenticity while navigating a world that can’t handle a driver’s license name change without a meltdown.

They/Them Chaos Reigns Supreme – Nonbinary people broke gender and refuse to clean up the mess—an anthem for beautiful disaster humans.

Instagram or Therapy: Pick One – Gay men spending forty-five minutes on one photo instead of forty-five minutes processing childhood trauma.

Lesbians Stop Fucking: An Investigative Report – Hard-hitting journalism on why women who love women eventually just love emotional intimacy and separate bedrooms.

Five Gays Walk Into Your Breakdown – When a makeover show tries to fix your life but you need an exorcist and better health insurance.

Bisexuals Ruin Everything (We’re Jealous) – The chaotic energy of people attracted to everyone while committing to no one—a masterclass in having your cake and eating literally everyone else’s too.

Gym Bros with Eyeliner: A Threat Assessment – Deconstructing the gay man who claims he’s “just a regular dude” while owning fourteen face serums.