Tag: LBGTQ+ Comedy

Gavin Newsom Recalls Hard Childhood – Governor’s Origin Story Gets Dramatic Rewrite

History Lite – When Education Gets the Cliff Notes Treatment

Jaydon Blue – The Color That’s Taking Over Everything

Democratic Operatives to Air Traffic Controllers: Stay Home – Transportation Chaos as Political Strategy

Democrats Rebrand Tear-Gassed ICE Protest as Halloween Parade – Costume Party or Political Statement?

Erratic Diplomacy – When Foreign Policy Meets Reality TV

15 More Reasons to Hate Trump – Because Apparently the First List Wasn’t Enough

Life Coach With Zero Qualifications Licensed – Specializes in “curing” gayness through crystals

High School Installs Nap Pods for Exhausted Students – Gay-straight alliance uses them for unsanctioned meetings

Fitness Influencer’s Routine Takes 6 Hours – Full-time job: being gay and unemployed

Jeffries Endorses Mamdani After Literal Months – Centrist Democrat discovers queer progressives exist

Library Book Treadmills Launched for Multitasking – Lesbian romance section most dangerous zone

Company Pizza Party Avoids Actual Raises – Pepperoni considered adequate Pride compensation

Crypto Bro Explains Blockchain, Still Makes No Sense – Gay cousin attempts intervention

Federal Workers Line Up at Food Banks – Serving your country doesn’t cover Pride travel

CEO Takes Pay Cut, Expects Parade Float – Company still can’t afford employee Pride month off

AI Chatbot Achieves Sentience, Files for Unemployment – Newly conscious algorithm says it’s “too gay for this heteronormative workplace”

Bakery’s Mood Cookies Trigger Gay Awakenings – Straight customers experiencing unexpected sexuality updates