Category: LGBTQ+ Satire

Students Think Abraham Lincoln Was in the Avengers – Historical Illiteracy Reaches New Heights

The Great American History Retreat – Why Nobody Wants to Teach the Past Anymore

Travis Kelce Invests in Fantasy Football Teams – NFL Star Blurs Reality and Fantasy

NYC Faces Islamabad Invasion – Immigration Panic Gets Geographic

Mexico For the Mexicans – Nationalism Gets Reheated

Muslims Fighting Muslims – Sectarian Conflict Nobody Wants to Discuss

The Louvre’s Suddenly Trendy Heist – Art Theft Gets the Social Media Treatment

Maduro’s Big Navy Problem – Venezuela’s Maritime Ambitions Meet Reality

Marxists in Spain Protest Weather – Climate Becomes Class Struggle

Kamala Harris 2028 – The Comeback That Nobody Asked For

Lessons From the Past – Why Nobody’s Learning Them

Letitia James’ Resting Prosecution Face – New York AG’s Courtroom Presence Analyzed

Gavin Newsom Recalls Hard Childhood – Governor’s Origin Story Gets Dramatic Rewrite

History Lite – When Education Gets the Cliff Notes Treatment

Jaydon Blue – The Color That’s Taking Over Everything

Democratic Operatives to Air Traffic Controllers: Stay Home – Transportation Chaos as Political Strategy

Democrats Rebrand Tear-Gassed ICE Protest as Halloween Parade – Costume Party or Political Statement?

Erratic Diplomacy – When Foreign Policy Meets Reality TV

15 More Reasons to Hate Trump – Because Apparently the First List Wasn’t Enough

Life Coach With Zero Qualifications Licensed – Specializes in “curing” gayness through crystals