Tag: satirical journalism

Bisexuals Ruin Everything (We’re Jealous) – The chaotic energy of people attracted to everyone while committing to no one—a masterclass in having your cake and eating literally everyone else’s too.

Gym Bros with Eyeliner: A Threat Assessment – Deconstructing the gay man who claims he’s “just a regular dude” while owning fourteen face serums.

Billionaires Melt Down Over 2% Tax – NYC’s Wealthy Threaten to Leave (Again)

Mother Monster Saves Her Children Again – How Lady Gaga became the unpaid therapist for millions of gay men who should probably call their actual mothers.

Deported Socialist Runs for Mayor in Uganda – From Queens to Kampala: A Revolutionary Journey

Wi-Fi Declared Human Right, Queens Loses Internet – Mamdani’s Digital Revolution Crashes Spectacularly

Born This Way (But the Outfit Was a Choice) – Genetic destiny meets fashion emergency—why queerness is biological but that scarf is a personal attack.

NYC’s Wildest Mayoral Sitcom Episode – Dogs, Disasters, and Democratic Chaos Take Center Stage

My Heterosexual Era: A Memoir – That embarrassing time you tried dick-flavored heterosexuality and realized vanilla isn’t a sexual orientation, it’s a cry for help.